Maptonshire

Creator of the 100% evidence based '7 Step guide to proving your area is sickeningly vile'! buymeacoffee.com/philbrin/7-step-guide-proving-area-sickeningly-vile-revealing-tip Revealer and writer of the 'Historically homophobic area exposed for using it as cover for their culture'! buymeacoffee.com/philbrin/historically-homophobic-area-exposed-using-cover-culture Founder of The Eurovision Safeguarding Song Contest https://eurinvision.blogspot.com   Author of the sequel to Wicker man buymeacoffee.com/philbrin/e/223985 Writer of the hilarious 'Heterophobia', intriguing 'Serendipity' and much more :) buymeacoffee.com/philbrin/heterophobia & this one > Keeping fit to continue my legendary lifetime battle against meaninglessness :) Via boldly going where no homosexual (or hetero etc) has gone before, to reveal in Scooby-Doo fashion whats really going off in this 'Kinsey & Money' influenced Country! So not surprised by my 'luke warm and o...

  [Verse 1] Young man, there's every need to feel down, she said Young man, you can't pick yourself off the ground , she  said Young man, 'cause you've been flatlined There's every need to be unhappy Young man, there's a place you can go , she  said Young man, when you' ve not been controlled  you can Stay there and I'm sure you will find Operation Midnight Climax   time [Chorus] It's not fun to take 4 .M.T.A.   It's not fun to take 4.M.T.A.   They have nothing for young men to enjoy You can't hang out with all the boys It's not fun to take 4 .M.T.A.   It's not fun to take 4 .M.T.A.   You can get your brain cleaned, you can't have a good meal You can't do whatever you feel [Verse 2] Young man, are you listening to me? I said Young man, what do you want to be? I said Young man, they can't make real your dreams But you've got to know this one thing No woman does it all by herself, I said Young man,   put your pride on th...