How I stayed Alive!

 



Why did the Manageress tell the court

"I'd no need to get involved"
when the person she put in charge of dealing with children in the toilet was the person arranging it?
Because I was the only thing between her and having something to talk about at the elites dinner parties! 🤣
What did the police say to the operations manager after he told them he'd allowed a barred couple aged from 12 and 15 repeatedly back into the hotel after the mother of the male told him
"They won't have sex in the toilets again?
"Is that a beer can in his hand!" 🤣😂🤣
What did the policewoman say to The World Safeguarding Record Holder upon hearing the girls first name who had frequented the toilets for sex for over two years?
She's 15!!!
(in a whats your problem tone)
🤣😂🤣
Why did the Manageress believe her ops manager hadn't unbarred the children twice by meeting up with the (three years older than the girl) males mother, when he told the police he had before denying the police report at the tribunal?
Because admission proves guilt nowadays! 🤣
Why did the head of HR equate the affect of child abuse to the affect someone feels after being outed hilariously for being a violent, homophobic, child loving danger to everyone he meets;
Despite appearing to be Mr Perfect?
Because they wanted to save their precious one! 🤣😂
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