Safeguarding Jokes! (its the only thing that those above the law are not immune to!)
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Why did the woman employed as a safeguarder run away with her hands over her head shouting she doesn't want to know when approached with "I need to tell you about your friend/ my auntie, who is of severe ill repute towards children?
Because she's an anti-safeguarder 
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Phil Brindley
Why did the Spa's Hotel Manageress tell the court
"I'd no need to get involved"
when the person she put in charge of dealing with children in the toilet was the person arranging it?
Because I was the only thing between her and having something to talk about at the elites dinner parties!
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Phil Brindley
What did the police say to the operations manager after he told them he'd allowed a barred couple aged from 12 and 15 repeatedly back into the hotel after the mother of the male told him
"They won't have sex in the toilets again?
"Is that a beer can in his hand!"
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What did the policewoman say to The World Safeguarding Record Holder upon hearing the girls first name who had frequented the toilets for sex for over two years?
She's 15!!!
(in a whats your problem tone)
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Phil Brindley
Why did the head of HR equate the affect of child abuse to the affect someone feels after being outed hilariously for being a violent, homophobic, child loving danger to everyone he meets;
Despite appearing to be Mr Perfect?
Because they wanted to save their precious one!
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Phil Brindley
Why was the remote spa town chosen as the training ground for the global trade in children? Because any trace will soon get washed away there
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Phil Brindley
Why was the remote spa town chosen as the breeding ground for the trade in children? It's no extra cost to water things down there
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Phil Brindley
Why was the remote spa town chosen as the nesting ground for people who want to breed with children? Because there is plenty of cover there for them
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Phil Brindley
Why did all the countries vilest people visit the spa town under mind kontrol frequently? Because there is plenty for them to do and nobody is going to say anything for fear of them not coming back
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Phil Brindley
Why did the housekeeper offer to have a baby for the maintenance manager after he broke down and told everyone he could only get it up to six year old's without viagra? What else they gonna do in officially the worst place in the world to bring up children, go to detroit!
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Phil Brindley
Why did the engaged so-called hetero F&B manager shout in the world record safeguarders face that "He was F***ing Bent"? Because the safeguarder closed down the town's most convenient outlet for 13 year old girls in the toilet next to reception of the main hotel!!
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