Play Poo Head with your kids to help stop them from turning into perverts, especially if you can't think of any other way to promote your character!

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Alpha Males are playing 'Poo Head' with their toddlers in an attempt to stop them ending up like their friends who are into poo videos and weaponize them by putting them people's faces who grass their other mates up who "can only get it up to kids"!

More on this story from The world Safeguarding Record Holder Phil;
Yes that's right guys I take full credit for this dramatic turn of events after 4 years of campaigning on the streets of a sickening town. The Alpha males (and females) who have been running and running as fast as they can from me, can't do nothing when I'm facing them! So what I've told them about what their friends do seems to have finally sunk in, and they are trying to ensure their own family doesn't grow up with Fruedian issues such as those of an anal nature 🤣
They still haven't confronted their friend though who is a freelance electrician now, who's just had his first kid; so people are reminded to check their toilet for devices after people you don't fully know have been in there.
But at least the signs for the future are good as hopefully these kids won't grow up being gross and vile; and when I tell them what absolute disgraces their parents are for not confronting their hiding in plain site disturbed friends and colleagues. These offspring will hopefully never speak to their parents again, and will tell everyone about why they don't. Which will eventually make everyone confront everything, through knowing their kids will find out and not speak to them again if they don't 😀


Moral of the story:
Speak your mind, or forever be known as an absolute disgrace and liability to everyone around you!