Operation Philsafe




 Operation Philsafe

A Recommended addition to Operation Makesafe


For those times when management need more than just a good talking too!

Operation Philsafe 1 Beware of Hotel managers who tell the office they won't be interviewing a man after hearing of his history but will be "Calling him to see if they can help raise the child". Then allow the girl to frequent the toilets for over two years despite being barred!


Operation Philsafe 2 Beware of Operations Managers who when put on the spot tell the police they've "met up with the mother" of a 17 year old male & unbarred him & his 3 years younger girlfriend, as "they won't have sex in the toilet again" Then get away with denying everything!


Operation Philsafe 3 Beware of F&B managers who are waiting outside your office to shout in your face that you are "F***ing Bent"! After its been reported to the police what has been going off in the toilets for over two years. These people could have underage videos on Fb too!


Operation Philsafe 4 Beware of Maintenance Managers after reporting toilet sex incidents! They could put videos of people pooing in your face to try & disturb or oust you from the company. When challenged they can admit to "only being able to get it up to 6 yo, without viagra"!


Operation Philsafe 5 Beware of Housekeeping managers who offer to have a baby for men who confess to "only being able to get it up to six year olds, without viagra"! They also call safeguarders pedos, threaten to kill and maim female staff and advertise themselves as jail bait!


Operation Philsafe 6 Beware of Spa, Healthcare and Beauty managers who pressurise their staff into doing what they don't want to do with customers. Even the married ones, who are that scared of saying anything to anyone, the only person they can confide in is a manly homosexual!


Operation Philsafe 7 Beware of Banqueting Managers who tell a packed back of reception area that; "He never employs homosexuals, as they are nothing but trouble" Well, he's not wrong 😉


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