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The Operations Manager's story was a rollercoaster, and his journey with the new owner was particularly intriguing. The owner, a formidable figure, had taken a shine to the young manager, and his quick ascent through the ranks began. The two were often seen together, the owner's arm around the manager's shoulders, a stark contrast to his treatment of others. The cursing and belittling were a regular occurrence, and the manager soon became known as his right-hand man, whether he liked it or not. 

The manager tried to keep a low profile, but his lack of computer skills soon became an issue. His girlfriend, a former waitress, was called in to assist, and her worried glances as he flustered over basic tasks didn't go unnoticed by staff. The condom incident further highlighted his incompetence, and his response, or lack thereof, left much to be desired. 

Despite the red flags, the owner remained confident in his choice, and the manager continued to climb, leaving a trail of denied reports and questionable decisions in his wake. The gang incident was a particular low point, and the manager's involvement with the mother of one of the youths caused quite a stir. Yet, he remained untouchable, and his influence over the owner seemed to grow stronger, leaving staff to wonder just how high he would rise.