OFTENSAID Report for typical Maptonshire School rated as 'Outstanding'

OFTENSAID Report:  

School 47.  

Mapton,  

Maptonshire  

Mapland  

  

  

Staff receive NO up-to-date training but are aware of the signs of potential abuse to watch out for. They know how to raise concerns about a child’s welfare, but most never have because they’ve all got lovely clothes, and their parents are lovely, with many lovely cars - that they all work so hard for!    

Staff DON’T discuss potential safeguarding issues and children’s welfare as they believe there isn’t any, ensuring the children remain at risk at all times.   

The arrangements for safeguarding are NOT fit for purpose.

Leaders make effective use of external services such as maps, who may be helpful to children and their families financially. You offer workshops to parents to provide information that will help them with their children’s welfare and safety at home, but they might as well not bother as they just turn in to ‘nothing to see here’ get togethers where people tell each other how lovely they are. These include information from health visitors about potty training and from school staff about internet safety for young children. Adults teach children how to stay safe, by doing what the mapper wants them to do, keeping them financially secure in the future.  Children are taught to use simple tools, such as scissors, correctly. They are encouraged to be independent when they use large outdoor equipment.  

Safeguarding for maps is therefore 100%, their needs are fully met which ensures a financially thriving, miserable community, with no respect or consideration for others never mind themselves.  

The head teacher was witnessed being key to this ‘success’ as she ran away with her hands over her ears shouting “I don’t want to know” when told her friend (who’s a grandmother etc to many past and present at local schools) is of severe ill repute.   

By not listening she avoided being told her friend blackmails the families of abused children into retracting their statements; in fear of them losing their house to her if their children don’t retract their statements. This of course is not legally valid, but when parents are in this confused state of mind, they’ll prioritise keeping a roof over their heads. If children don’t retract these statements, she’ll then ‘pay off’ the authorities in to writing report conclusions such as.   

“I’ve driven around the area and want you to forget about these ridiculous allegations”  

The blackmailing head teacher’s friend will then be financially rewarded by the Map and furthermore the blackmailer’s children get immunity from the Map.     

 This career choice therefore by the blackmailer who’s an ex-prostitute who married a millionaire zoophile loving individual who can’t get to sleep unless he’s naked in bed with a pre-pubescent boy; is allowed therefore by every individual that is paid to stop it!!  

 

The head teacher was also about to be told her friends other map friendly attributes such as:   

“She tells everyone there is no such thing as child abuse outside London”  

“A pre-pubescent girl can’t have her breast area massaged by men as they don’t have breasts”  

“A 17 year old boy can’t be raped by his rich father”  

All of which she has no way of knowing, but she was told that some of her blackmailing friends adult children etc are friends with someone whose been in the papers recently for violations against children and animals, and her overall reaction shocked even the most experienced people who protect children.  

The headteacher said whilst looking down at me “are you friends with this man”   

To which I said “No”   

Another teacher then said:  

“They must be just friends with him to keep an eye on him”  

To which the head teacher just nodded her head and repeated what the other teacher said, in a ‘well that’s the end of that, nothing to see here’ tone.  

The head teacher then said “Oh I know that place, wasn’t there a murder a few years ago” in an ‘Oh how interesting tone’.   

To which I replied “No but he’s been in the papers for offences towards children and animals yearly, for over 5 years”  

To which the other teacher said “I know, I’m sick of hearing about him”  

It was barely mentioned again, until he got caught discussing wanting to rape babies – so I checked his friends list, and it was just two fewer than last year.  

I’d asked the head teacher a year earlier to tell her friends and children’s parents about it ‘not being recommended’ they are friends with him on Facebook etc especially as some have pictures of their children as profiles.   

The head teacher though repeated after me that:   

“His friends list must be frozen due to the on-going court cases so no one can leave his FB friendship” - in a tone that sounded to me like she hadn’t discussed it with anyone (in over a year)  

Other staff, including Governors have befriended the entire family network as they have done no research on the area, and thus have no reason to suspect anything is awry as they have their heads literally down all the time; except for one!   

  

A Governor was seen watching a friend duck out of sight of someone who not only saved her by reporting a paedophile, but also her siblings, cousins and neighbours etc from child abuse; but has asked nothing about it.  She did absolutely ‘lose it’ physically though when she saw her friend's saviour but didn’t say hello despite being within 3 feet of them. Then proceeded to pack her car by throwing in each item individually from her trolly with the speed and power even an Aldi Cashier would be sacked for.  

  

  

Another member of the same family in the area borrowed £80,000 in the 1980’s from one known map and now their children take theirs to them.  

Which, when you let it sink in that these adults were protected as children by maps being outed, and now are friends with and take their own children to the maps they were saved from – we have the first documented evidence in Mapland of a complete Kinsey Society.  

As a majority of the adult Maptonshire population are either maps, servient ‘subjects’ of maps, map dependant, map facilitators or map pound (£MP) benefiters at the very least. 

Which is why the motto of the area is:   

‘You can save kids from maps, but you can’t stop them from taking their kids to maps’ 

Disclaimer: 

These are scenarios only, therefore any similarities to actual events, people or places are purely coincidental.