The Women's Isle song: Alura

Song for Scene 6: 

 

Alura 

 

I met her in the office down in an old Hotel 
Where she offers kids for Pea in the Does like coca cola 
C-O-L-A, Cola 

She walked up to me and she called me a pea in the dough 
I asked her her name and in a dark brunette voice she said Alura 
L-U-R-A, Lura 
La-la-la-la Lura 

Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy 
But when she called me that she showed her spine 
Oh my aLura 
La-la-la-la Lura 

Well, I'm not dumb so I do understand 
Why she talked like a woman but protected her men 
Oh my aLura 
La-la-la-la Lura 
La-la-la-la Lura 

Well, when her co-manager came out as a pea in the dough 
In the offices candlelight 
She 'picked him up' by sitting on his knee 
And said "Dear friend, I'll have a baby for you" 

Well, I am the world's most passionate guy 
So I looked in her eyes, and said best if you both see a Doctor 
La-la-la-la Lura 
La-la-la-la Lura 

aLura 
La-la-la-la Lura 
La-la-la-la Lura 

He didn't push her away 
So I walked out the door 
Then told all their friends 
But I didn't go down on my knees 
When they looked at me as if they couldn't be 

Well, that's the way they want it to stay 
But there's no way you're doing that in my land aLura 
La-la-la-la Lura 

Men will do boys and Women will beat girls 
It's a depraved, messed up, financially desperate world, especially aLura's 
La-la-la-la Lura's 

Well, I got sacked just a week after 
And I'd never ever taken everyone to court before 
But all their friends turned out to be pea in the dough's too 
So I said "Dear aLura, thanks for making me the man" 

Well, I'm not the world's most masculine man 
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man 
But not so aLura 
La-la-la-la Lura 
La-la-la-la Lura 

aLura 
La-la-la-la Lura 
La-la-la-la Lura 

aLura 
La-la-la-la Lura 
La-la-la-la Lura  

(and repeat chorus) 





Disclaimer: 

These are scenarios only, therefore any similarities to actual events, people or places are purely coincidental.

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