The Women's Isle's 'Teflukey'

Song for scene 9: That's Teflukey 

 

(In Mapton where 'love' is the kids) 
(When a man gets caught with a girl, here's what they say) 

When a manager hits your eye like a pizza gate P.I.E. 
That’s teflukey  

When the world seems to drag n you're caught out with kids 
Call stef arnie 
Alarm bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling 
And she'll sing "wella youa knowa" 
As her manager shouts: effing-effing-bent, effing-effing-bent 
To a gay tarantella face 

When the star catches luke out just like the pasta Savile 
Call stef arnie 
When you're well groomed and travelled with god knows who's kids at your feet 
You'r stef arnie 
When you act like a dream but you know you're a nightmare senorita 
Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Mapton 
That's teflukey 

(When a manager hits your eye like a big pizza gate P.I.E. 
That's teflukey 
When the world seems to drag n you're caught out with kids 
Call stef arnie 
Alarm bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling 
And she'll sing "wella youa knowa”                    

As her manager shouts  

effing-effing-bent, effing-effiing-bent       

To a gay tarantella face, unlucky fella 

When the star catches luke out just like the pasta Savile 
Call stef arnie 
When you're well-groomed and travelled with god knows whose kids at your feet 
Your stef arnie 
When you act like a dream, but you know you're a nightmare senorita 
Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Mapton 
 

That's teflukey,

Tefluky, thats teflukey

Disclaimer: 

These are scenarios only, therefore any similarities to actual events, people or places are purely coincidental.