Make Stopping the Vile Sexy Again (part 3)

 Shebeneezer Goode

 

A great philosopher once wrote... 
Vile cow, vile cow, very vile cow 
Ha Ha Ha Ha 
 
[Verse 1] 
There's a woman in the place who's got a bittersweet face 
And she goes by the name of Shebeneezer Goode 
Her friends call her 'shezer and she is her boss’s geezer 
And she viles up the place like no other man could 
She's not refined or sublime, doesn’t make you feel fine 
Though very much adhered and wealthy as fcuk 
But if you know 'shezer she's a real coward pleaser 
She's ever so Good - she's Ebeneezer Goode 
You can see that she's misogynist, monogamous and devious 
When she circulates amongst the people in the place 
But once you know she's done, and something of an idiot 
She gives a grin that goes around face to face to face 
Backwards and then forwards, forwards and then backwards 
Shezer is the groomzer, she loves to groom em in 
It’s about time the crowd all shout the name of shezer 
So she's crouching in the corner, laughing by her cells bin 
 
[Chorus] 

Wife’s a nonce, Wife’s a nonce, Mr G’s wife’s a nonce 

Wife’s a nonce, Wife’s a nonce, Mr G’s wife’s a nonce 

Wife’s a nonce, Wife’s a nonce, Mr G’s wife’s a nonce 

Wife’s a nonce, Wife’s a nonce, Mr G’s wife’s a nonce 

Mr G’s Wifes a Nonce 

 

 

 

[Verse 2] 
"Has anyone got any delinquents ? 
Love leee ... Ye He He He 
Ye He He He He” 
A Great Philospher once wrote... 
Vile cow, vile cow, very vile cow 
Ha Ha Ha Ha 
 
[Verse 3] 
Shebeneezer Goode, leading dark of the scene, know what I mean? 
She creates for the vile - she takes you for a ride as if by Design 
The place ignites when they comin' alive 
She takes you to the bottom, passes you all around 
And back down - you know as she gets yellow 
Then as smooth as the groove that is making her money 
She glides into your mind with a sunny "Hello!" 
A gentleman of leisure she's girls for your pleasure 
But go easy on old shezeer she'll lead you to her master 
Extraordinary fellow, like Mr Punchinello 
E's the kind of geezer who must never be accused 
When he’s in town and Shebeneezer is around 
You can sense a presence in the sound of the crowd 
She’s gets them all at it, kids partly start rocking - the people get excited 
It's time to shout LOUD! 
 
[Chorus] 
Wife’s a nonce, Wife’s a nonce, Mr G’s wife’s a nonce 

Wife’s a nonce, Wife’s a nonce, Mr G’s wife’s a nonce 

Wife’s a nonce, Wife’s a nonce, Mr G’s wife’s a nonce 

Wife’s a nonce, Wife’s a nonce, Mr G’s wife’s a nonce 

 

[Outro] 
She's Shebeneezer Goode 
She's Shebeneezer Goode 
 
Got any Cheese Pizza’ --- sorted 
Ya Ha Ha Ha 
Ya Ha Ha Ha 
Ya Ha Ha Ha 
 
'Shezer Goode, 'Sheezer Goode, 'Shezer Goode 
Oh what a carry on 
'Shezer Goode, 'Sheezer Goode, 'Shezer Goode 
 
Wicked 
'Shezer Goode, 'Sheezer Goode, 'Shezer Goode 
She's Shebeneezer Goode 
Oh what a carry on 
Wicked