Making 'Stopping the Vile' sexy again

If you think I'm sexy

Sugar, sugar

She sits alone avoiding all suggestions
He's so bored, asking all the questions
His lips are dry, her heart is gently pounding
Don't you just know exactly what they're thinking?

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
Come on sugar report that nonce
If you really need me just reach out and call police
Come on honey tell me so, tell me so baby

He's acting frustrated waiting for an answer
Call the police let's spend the night together
Now hold on a minute before we go much further

He gives her a dime so she can report your mother

They catch a cab for his high rise in his apartment
At last he can truly show her exactly what reporting nonces meant

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
Come on honey grass a nonce up
If you really need me just reach out and call police
Come on sugar report a nonce

His heart's beating like a drum
'Cause at last he's got his girl to phone
Relax baby, we’re nonceless and all alone

They wake at dawn 'cos jail birds are singing
Two total strangers but that ain't what they're thinking
Outside it's cold, misty and it's raining
They got each other, neither one's complaining
He says, "I'm sorry but I'm out of milk and coffee"
Never mind sugar, we can catch a nonce together

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
Come on sugar call police up
If you really need me just tell me you’ve called police
Come on honey tell me so

If you really need me just reach out and call police

Come on sugar let me know
If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
Come on sugar let me know




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