Woah-on, the hokey cokey

 A song surprisingly inspired by my research on 4-MTA, which when synthesised has a similar effect on society as Ergot, hence, originally the first line was

'You take your Ergot out, you put your ecstasy in'

But I've changed it to reflect popular issues >


Woah-on, the hokey cokey:

When you put your speckled pill in, take your speckled pill out 
In, out, in, out, you shake your mate about 
Don’t do the hokey cokey and turn your life around 
That's what it's all about 

Woah-on, the hokey cokey 
Woah-on, the hokey cokey 
Woah-on, the hokey cokey 
Knees bent, arse stretched, ra, ra, ra 

You put your right pill in, don’t take your right pill out 
In, not out, in, not out, you swill it down in one 
Don’t do the hokey cokey and turn your life around 
That's what it's all about 

Woah-on, the hokey cokey 
Woah-on, the hokey cokey 
Woah-on, the hokey cokey 
Knees bent, arse stretched, ra, ra, ra 

You put your middle leg in, your middle leg out 
In, out, in, out, shake it all about 
Don’t do the hokey cokey and turn your life around 
That's what it's all about 

Woah-on, the hokey cokey 
Woah-on, the hokey cokey 
Woah-on, the hokey cokey 
Knees bent, arse stretched, ra, ra, ra 

You put your lady bits in, your lady bits out 
In, out, in, out, you shake em all about 
Don’t do the hokey cokey and turn your life around 
That's what it's all about 

All together now 

Woah-on, the hokey cokey 
Woah-on, the hokey cokey 
Woah-on, the hokey cokey 
Knees bent, arse stretched, ra, ra, ra 

You put your wholesome self in, your wholesome self out 
In (woo), out (woo), society is now alright 
Don’t do the hokey cokey and turn your life around 
That's what it's all about 

Wait for it (woo...) 

Woah-on, the hokey cokey 
Woah-on, the hokey cokey 
Woah-on, the hokey cokey 
Knees bent, arms stretched, ra, ra, ra 

Woah-on, the hokey cokey 
Woah-on, the hokey cokey 
Woah-on, the hokey cokey 
Knees bent, arse stretched, ra, ra, ra 

And that's that! 

 

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