The World Gaslighting Lies record gets smashed !

Ladies and Gentlemen the new world record for the amount of verified vile beyond comprehension Gaslighting lies has been officially achieved and verified.

With an amazing 20 lies in 20 lines in a written up tribunal report, the new world record holder is virtually everyone's favourite Mr Leg Jelly.

First of all Leg would like to thank his now old owner, who realised the potential of a young fat man going nowhere in life with no idea what to do, until that fateful day when his new owner arrived and put his arm around him and said "I'll make you rich if you manage this toilet for me", he even got to sit at the managers desk"!

Secondly Leg would like to thank the authorities for taking all the heat off him by replying with "Is that a can of Carling in his hand" (the 18 year old who had just come out of a toilet with the now 15 year old girl" who when he was put on the spot by the world record safeguarder in front of them cracked!
He admitting what he'd been doing with a girl and boy between the ages of 12-18, who along with everyone else knew they had been banned from everywhere, and what had happened to the girl from the age of 9!!

Leg would also like to thank his manager for her support when she told the court "You always have to get involved, don't you", which was supported by the judge who said "they've all admitted (6 H.O.Ds and the two managers) facilitating etc, so that's up to the authorities if they want to prosecute, not you!
Most of all though Leg would like to thank all his friends and family who all know exactly what he's been doing for a long time, but confronting him about it would ruin their incredibly tight family and friendship bond and they really couldn't have made his and their future financially and culturally secure without them!


The 20 lies in 20 lines that everyone knows about at every level but nobody dare say a thing when the richest people in the world are involved!


The report that virtually everyone in a 30,000 area denies even happened, so you can begin to imagine the extent of this cover up culture!





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