The Benefits of Battle Relaxing

 Battle Relaxing

Battle Relaxing is asking pertinent questions that most people would find uncomfortable to deal with in everyday life, but are a fun activity whether you're on holiday or on your lunch break. Thus allowing you to take up the most essential and respected role in the community, whilst in the comfort of your choosing.

You'll also get to take selfies and videos of yourself in beautiful locations whilst you ask minions of some of the richest people in the world questions like;

1, "What's going off here then"
2, "How does it feel knowing your company is totally above the law"
3, "Are you sure you're ok with what all your managers have been proved to have been doing to children, and got away with it!"
4, "How do you feel about this report being denied and covered up by everyone due to the perpetrators and facilitators being evil, whilst everyone else lives in fear of retribution if they acknowledged and acted upon it?"
5, Besides any other possible option of your choice when you have the 100% verified report in your hand to prove what you are saying.

Benefits of Battle Relaxing to those with a higher budget

You'll get to sit, drink, eat and bathe in the most luxurious surroundings whilst saying with the upmost confidence to those serving you classic lines such as

 6, "Are these your words sir?", 

7, "Is there a particular reason why you think people can't get hold of a police report that you and they completed?",

 8, "How did you know you were going to get away with it", 

9, Did you receive anything for gaslighting your colleague sir?",

10, "Interesting timing with your wedding day being just after dates the 5 day trial was set for!",

11, "Interesting hand placement on your main wedding day sir, is that a local thing?"

 and many many more; all for just the cost of your stay. 

                        Types of Battle Relaxing available to those on a lower budget

If you're on a limited budget or the last activities were not your cup of tea, don't worry as we have endless amounts of other Battle Relaxings you can do to ensure you are the envy of everyone, and so a role model for the younger generation to mimic.

12, For instance you could pop into your local 'bog standard' spa and ask the manageress if she "pressurises all her staff into doing what they don't want to do with customers, or just the ones with husbands!".

13, You can even hang out in healthcare facilities where you are sure to bump into a nurse who you could say to with confidence "If I knew someone had admitted to police what he'd been doing to a 12 year old in the toilets, I certainly wouldn't have gone to his wedding and congratulated him on the birth of his child, how about you?!"

14, Whilst if you have limited time you could also just quickly walk up to a manager and say to her "If I told the court that I put someone in charge of dealing with what was going off in the toilets for two years, who I knew was the perpetrator I'd have been in prison, how comes you aren't?!"