How and when to use your Yokelite Protection

Allegedly the chiming of bells has historically protected areas from demons, however it doesn't drive away wannabe demons who come to join their masters in entrenched abuse culture spaless spatowns to be as nasty and vile as possible to the vulnerable or empathetic .
Hence, this is where Yokelite Protection comes in very handy!
All you have to do if you get any sort of threats or harassment in a Yokelite area is to show The Yokelite Protection Logo alongside a denied police report involving The elite and yokels and say
"Want to get involved in this do ya, cos that's what''ll happen if you mess with me! You'll be known for opening up the towns secrets and be banished forever for your blasphemy to their culture".
They'll know what you mean and back away immediately like a vampire when the light hits!

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