Safeguarding Jokes

 

Why did the woman employed as a safeguarder
run away with her hands over her head shouting
she doesn't want to know when approached with
"I need to tell you about your friend/ my auntie,
who is of severe ill repute towards children?
Because she's an anti-safeguarder


Why did the Spa's Hotel Manageress tell the court
"I'd no need to get involved"when the person she
 put in charge of dealing with children having sex 
in the disabled toilet was the person arranging it?
Because I was the only thing between her and having 
something to talk about at the elites dinner parties! 


What did the policeman say to the operations manager 
after he told them he'd allowed a barred couple aged
 from 12 and 15 repeatedly back into the hotel after 
the mother of the male told him
"They won't have sex in the toilets again?
"Is that a beer can in his hand!" 🤣😂🤣


What did the policewoman say to 
The World Safeguarding Record Holder 
upon hearing the girls first name who had 
frequented the toilets for sex for over two years? 
She's 15!!! (in a whats your problem tone)




Why did the head of HR equate the affect of child abuse to
 the affect someone feels after being outed hilariously for 
being a violent, homophobic, child abuse loving danger to 
everyone he meets; Despite appearing to be Mr Perfect?
Because they wanted to save their precious one! 



Why was the remote spa town chosen as the
 training ground for the global trade in children?
Because any trace will soon get washed away there 


Why did all the country's vilest people visit the Spa Town 
whose population is under Mind Kontrol frequently? 
Because there is plenty for them to do and nobody is 
going to say anything for fear of them not coming back!


Why did the housekeeper offer to have a baby for the maintenance manager after he broke down and told everyone he could only get it up to six year old's without viagra? 



What else they gonna do in a Spaless Spatown where 'everyone' is Mind Kontrolled!


Why did the engaged so-called hetero F&B manager shout in the 
world record safeguarders face that "He was F***ing Bent"?
 Because the safeguarder closed down the town's most 
convenient outlet for 13 year old girls in the toilet
 next to reception of the main hotel!! 
🤣😂🤣

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